Stocker Nursing Home

Five Stars — I’d Move In Myself If They’d Let Me!” I visited my grandma at Stocker Nursing Home, and honestly, I think she’s having a better social life than I am. Every day there’s something going on like bingo tournaments more intense than the Olympics, chair yoga that somehow turns competitive, and a dessert cart that appears like magic every afternoon (where do I sign up?). The staff are absolute angels. They are kind, patient, and somehow always smiling, even after Grandma tries to convince them she definitely didn’t have three puddings already. The place is spotless, smells like cookies and the residents are basically running their own reality show, “Stocker Shenanigans.” 10/10 would recommend. Grandma’s thriving, and if they ever open a millennial wing, I’m bringing my suitcase.

Nurse Cici take good care of Louis but the yard could use some work. Toilet paper is lacking in facilities.

Decent spot, nurses are OK, no toilet paper - only bidets, which is fine butt…. Grand dad had a decent time, coors instead of water which is a little strange but we’re not complaining. There was a guy on the ground who couldn’t reach his beer and NOBODY helped him, I xwas floored… Overall good experience.

Extremely noisy and not a great place to retire

They keep making me feel bad about my mom. Don’t understand why they’re so mean.